Janine's Got Male

Janine, for those of you who don't know, has arm sleeve tattoos a Yakuza would admire and boobs so fake you'd be able to tell they were bolt-ons from across a melon table in the produce aisle. And yet she managed to become a huge star amongst the more "traditional" looking girls who do boy/girl and have less ink. In Janine's Got Male, we get to see her first ever boy/boy/girl encounter (she's a master at marketing: "Janine's first [fill in sex act here]"). The movie is a series of scenes that show definitively why Janine is such a pleasure to watch, with candid interviews in between that cement her reputation as a cool lady I'd like to meet…did I say that out loud? The action is satisfyingly real and enthusiastic. A couple of generic segments creep in but they can't dilute the sheer electric energy Janine brings to her scenes.

Scene 1: Janine, Evan Stone, Dale Dabone
Janine's nervousness is real as Evan Stone and Dale negotiate what they're about to do. But she's nervous in that "holy crap, this is going to be cool" way. Evan is his usually goofy, fun self and gets her to sit on his face while she blows Dale. Instantly Janine is squirming and writhing with pleasure and doesn't stop until the very end. That enthusiasm makes this scene sizzle. The two cock-jocks take turns at mish with our starlet and she keeps her mouth busy as they swap. Janine urges them to "stab that pussy" and gets her very fine legs folded up for a better angle. Evan fails (twice) to get his rod in her butt. She wants to let him but, as she mentions later, she's saving her first anal for when she's 50 and wants to make a comeback. Smart lady. The doggy style reveals some unattractive razor burn, but we get a great view of the standing doggy and blow job. You just can't fault this woman's enthusiasm. Especially during the cowgirl ride where Janine grinds like she's trying to bolt Evan to the bed. Dale disappears and Evan continues with some hard fucking that rams her flat into the mattress. Janine responds to his aggressive style with wild vigor and it's a treat to see. And after some reverse cowgirl and his pop shot, Janine's first boy/boy/girl action ends. Good stuff.

Scene 2: Kimberly Kane, Nick Manning
Kimberly is a cutie with a body that's well shaped and toned, small natural tits, and excellent legs topped with a face that is innocently sultry, if that makes any sense. Nick commands her to do what he says and they stand very, very close without touching for a moment before lightly kissing. And that, right there, nearly causes the room to burst into flames. He presses her against the wall and lightly strokes his way down for some world-class cunnilingus. Her reactions alone are worth the time it takes to watch the scene. When it's her turn to go down on him the dork nearly ruins it with creepy dirty talk ("Look at me while you CHOKE on it! You gagging whore!"), but the missionary gets it back on track. Kimberly blisses out as he pumps slowly, eventually building up to vigorous plowing. They're having a good time and it makes it hot for us. They only do mish and cowgirl but it's better than most 20 minute scenes because of their chemistry. But, man…he's got some creepy bed-talk.

Scene 3: Janine, Tawny Roberts, Rick Patrick
This segment should've been better than it was. The set up is nice, Tawny and Rick silently tease Janine across the room in a crowded bar then guide her up to their room. Tawny is a Barbie-doll starlet with a great butt, bleach blonde mounds of hair, and big breasts. But we only get a truncated show as she writhes in a doorway. It's good material, but could've been so much more. Rick does a good job eating out Janine (who's appreciatively moan-y) before she returns the favor on Tawny's bald pussy. OK, they fuck in a few positions, but this scene is almost cable-ready. We see so little "junk" that a couple of seconds edited here and there would make it softcore. Plus, the threesome vibe isn't right with this trio. When two of them are in flagrante delicto, the other just kind of watches or makes a token rub here and there. Tawny's worth seeing, as is Janine, but they don't all mesh well enough.

Scene 4: Shy Love, Monique Alexander
So far the disc has been pretty hot and heavy. Good talent who are engaged in the action and making the right moves. And then we hit the low point. Shy is a brunette with coconut implants. She's slender only because I need to save "skinny" for describing Monique. Monique is a skinny, exotic looking girl with a pert butt and small chest. After some set-up involving an office they get it on in a warehouse attic space. It is immediately clear this is run-of-the-mill porn-lesbian action. While it's not a long-distance call they are definitely phoning it in. The girls swap some licking of the nethers, a glass dildo goes in Shy's cunt while Monique sits on her face and then takes it anal. Blah. No energy compared to the electricity the others have been pumping out.

Scene 5: Janine, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn
Bookending the movie with boy/boy/girl action, we find Janine on the dock of a ramshackle house by a river, looking good in a white sundress. Evan uses a broken chair to help her sit on his face while Tommy rubs her chest. Oddly, Mr. Gunn completely disappears soon after, leaving Evan to fuck the ever-loving hell out of our starlet (after she gives him a lot of oral attention, of course). Janine and Evan go at it inside the shack and it's a good time for all involved. With slow rhythms leading to fast pounding Evan drives her wild. The action progresses to aggressive plowing that actually had me leaning forward, tuning out the traffic noise coming through the window as I concentrated fully on Janine. Very sexy, very hot. A good end to a good disc.

DVD-specific features: The disc has two photo galleries, positions shortcuts that get you to the action fast, Vivid girl extra footage, four previews, and many ads. Plus it's got a Behind the Scenes that has a lot of really good photo shoot video footage that gives us excellent, unobstructed views of Janine's fine frame.   Collapse.

Janine, for those of you who don't know, has arm sleeve tattoos a Yakuza would admire and boobs so fake you'd be able to tell they were bolt-ons from across a melon table in the produce aisle. And yet she managed to become a huge star amongst the more "traditional" looking girls who do boy/girl and have less ink. In Janine's Got Male, we get to see her first ever boy/boy/girl encounter (she's a master at marketing: "Janine's first [fill in sex act here]"). The movie is a series of scenes that show definitively why Janine is such a pleasure to watch, with candid interviews in between that cement her reputation as a cool lady I'd like to meet…did I say that out loud? The action is satisfyingly real and enthusiastic. A couple of generic segments creep in but they can't dilute the sheer electric energy Janine brings to her scenes. ... Read the Full Review!